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You May Be Redneck... If Your Wading Boots Double As Dress Pants.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your wading boots double as dress pants.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you own a pair of "dress" boots.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
You may be redneck... if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.