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You May Be Redneck... If You Entertain Yourself With A Fly Swatter.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you entertain yourself with a fly swatter.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you entertain with tapes of pro bowling.
You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.