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You May Be Redneck... If You Feel Cow Tipping Should Be An Olympic Event.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event.
Related:
You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
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You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
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You may be redneck... if potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
