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You May Be Redneck... If You Had To Remove A Marlboro To Kiss The Bride.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you had to remove a Marlboro to kiss the bride.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels.
You may be redneck... if you had to take the wheels off your new home.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
