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You May Be Redneck... If You Often Shop For Groceries At Gas Stations.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you often shop for groceries at gas stations.
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You may be redneck... if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
You may be redneck... if you often answer the door holding baseball bat.
You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.