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You May Be Redneck... If Your Best Suit Includes An Orange Hunting Vest.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap.
You may be redneck... if your best suit includes hip waders.
You may be redneck... if your job requires you to wear an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....