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You May Be Redneck... If You Get Into A Custody Fight Over A Hunting Dog.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
You may be redneck... if your school's fight song was "Dueling Banjos.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
You may be redneck... if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.