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You May Be Redneck... If Your Fiance Carries A Spit Cup.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your fiance carries a spit cup.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your kid takes your spit cup to Show-and-Tell.
You may be redneck... if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board.
You may be redneck... if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.