Related:

• You may be redneck... if your fiance carries a spit cup.
• You may be redneck... if Red Man Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas cards.
• You may be redneck... if your kid takes your spit cup to Show-and-Tell.
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board.
• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
• You may be redneck... if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells.
• You may be redneck... if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
• You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can.