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You May Be Redneck... If You Use A Bed Sheet As A Sofa Cover.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you've ever used lard in bed.
You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
You may be redneck... if you use aluminum foil in place of curtains.
You may be redneck... if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline.
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
