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You May Be Redneck... If You've Ever Committed A Crime With A Lawn Mower.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
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You may be redneck... if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
You may be redneck... if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer.
You may be redneck... if you have ever financed a tattoo.
You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
You may be redneck... if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You may be redneck... if you've ever heckled someone during a eulogy.
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
You may be redneck... if you've ever used lard in bed.
You may be redneck... if you've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.