Related:

• You are the only person in this building who knows what he's doing.
  .. -- Toilet graffiti in government building...
• peon n. A person with no special (root or wheel) privileges on a computer system.
  I can't create an account on foovax for you; I'm only a peon there....
• To Whom It May Concern: YOU're a special person.
• peon: n. A person with no special ({root} or {wheel}) privileges on a computer system.
  I can't create an account on *foovax* for you...
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
  Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important....
• You are the only person to ever get this message.