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• Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
  The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Happy...
• I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
• Why do I run a BBS? Because I'm an IDIOT!
• BBS 'till you drop - carrie
• The BBS you wrote home about...
• You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated Caller.
• Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
• PICKUP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today!
• Sure its a BBS, but do you care?