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• I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
• I sure do love those BBS's.
• Why? Why! because I laugh.
• I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both.
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Is there life after BBS? No BBS...I must be in HELL!
• A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from?