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• The Denver Boot is so called because when it is in use your car might as well be in Denver for all the use it is in getting you down to the Local.
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• Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
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  he must at least make use of categories, and they are already fictions, analogical fictions, or labels, which give us the same pleasure as children receive when they are told the "name" of a thing....
• You might have mail.
• You might have mail