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• First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter ant, (b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird.
  -- Ms....
• Question sixty. I prefer the smell of (a) gasoline, (b) French fries, or (c) bank customers.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• May you never leave your marriage alive.
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say.
  For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgement upon you must pa...
• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
  [runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...