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• Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.
  -- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage...
• So tender you can cut it with a fork. -- Lorena Bobbi
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• Wadsworth: "I'm meerly the Butler." Col. Mustard: "So what do you do?
  Wadsworth: "I buttle." -- Clue...
• Once you accept your own death all of a sudden you are free to live.
  You no longer care about your reputation, you no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in....
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• You are fairminded, just and loving.