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You Never Assume Anything Where Lwaxana Troi Is Concerned.
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You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. Betazoid
women are full of surprises.
-- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
Related:
I am not a man. -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs. -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
Jean-Luc. Shame on you for thinking such a thing! -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, Man Hunt", stardate 42859.
2...
Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of me like that.
-- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
Delegates? The last time I saw something like that, it was being served on a plate.
-- Lwaxana Troi about the Antedians, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
Ah, well. I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well as your reputations.
All in a day's work I suppose. -- Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
"Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
..well...fully sexual if you know what I mean. -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.