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You Never Have To Promise To Respect A Beer In The Morning.
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You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
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You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning -- Women vs. Bee
Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publilius Syru
PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
Beavis, you wuss, you never drank a beer!
Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
You can have a beer in public. -- Men vs. Bee
You can have a beer in public. -- Women vs. Bee