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• Have you ever: drank beer because you liked to piss?
• I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash.
• If you voted for Bill and Al, you actually got Beavis and Butt-head.
• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
• Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh huh
• You could have, "I'm a wuss!" tattooed across your butt! huh huh huh
• You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.