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You paid cover to get in here. HA!
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With free advice, you get what you paid for.
The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it. -- Reggie Jackso
I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever.
And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!...
You can't get there from here.
What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want. -- Mignon McLaughli
Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?
[laughs] Homer: Yeah, ha ha -- [gets kicked under the table] Well, Mr....
Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. You do what you get paid to do.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull