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Your Average Mind Numbing, Brain-blowing Experience.
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Your average mind numbing, brain-blowing experience.
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It is possible for your mind to be so open that your brain falls out.
Increased job satisfaction and family togetherness are poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing intoxicants like myself.
-- Moe, "Flaming Moe'...
The mind is what the brain does.
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job.
But for the unquiet heart and brain A use in measured language lie
The sad mechanic exercise Like dull narcotics numbing pain....
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. ___ /(()\ \__\| THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON THE INTERNET.
___ +-----+ /(()\ | VAX | \__\|===+_____+...
A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. -- Solomon Sho