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SMOP /S-M-O-P/ n. [Simple (or Small) Matter of Programming] 1.
A piece of code, not yet written, whose anticipated length is significantly greater than its complexity....
SMOP: /S-M-O-P/ [Simple (or Small) Matter of Programming] n.
1. A piece of code, not yet written, whose anticipated length is significantly greater than its complexity....
Great code is not written by people in gray flannel suits.
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." -- Karl Lehenbaue
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
(Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.) -- Eagleson's Law...
Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
(Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like 3 weeks.)...