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Your Death Wasn't Accepted In The Computer Records, Please Check In To Clarify The Matter.
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Your death wasn't accepted in the computer records, please check in to
clarify the matter.
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Please check your firearm at the door.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
Waiter! Check please!
Please provide the date of your death. -- from an IRS lette
The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.
We are sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
Please check the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance. This is a recording....