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  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• You 're our enemy; lead the way, and we 'll precede.
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 1...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Bart watches a home movie of Homer's birthday] Ba
  [laughs] They're going to eat this up at Show and Tell....
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• Boys will be boys, and so will you.
• I 'll put a girdle round about the earth In forty minutes.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
• The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
  -- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...