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• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
• Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen: The mixing bowl you need is always dirty.
• The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item. -- Beryl's Law
• The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
• Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
• The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
  -- The Cafeteria Law...
• Paulg's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
• Vile's Law of Value: The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
• In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save. -- Paul's Law