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  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts in the case.
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• When one maintains his proper attitude in life, he does not long after externals.
  What would you have, O man? -- Epictetus (c. 60 AD) -- Discourses, Book i, Chap. xxi...
• Picard: "If you would care to study some technical schematics or--" Sco
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• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
  Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.