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• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• You are in a shiny clean room.
• Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications.
  The entire staff is currently busy discussing forthcoming operations with other units, but if you leave your unit name and how we may reach you, Chief of Staff Sterrett will contact you as soon as possible to discuss your concerns....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• You are in an extremely small classroom with tiny desks and chairs.
  At At the front of the room is a green blackboard with the homework for the the day written on it....
• As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it.
  You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a room or you'll be hauled off to the local jug, where at least you'll have a roof over your head....