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• The elves are now sleeping, but a couple of them are watching watching you.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
  -- John Hardwick...
• Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!! Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS.
  .. or a HIGHBALL??... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You are in the kitchen. Great pots and bowls are scattered over the tables.
  ables. A few elves over in the corner are attempting to clean up....
• At least in prison you look forward to getting out. -- Liste
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.