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You're Old Enough To Be Her Grandfather." "I'm Just As Human As The Next Man.
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"...You're old enough to be her grandfather."
"I'm just as human as the next man."
"I WAS the next man!"
-- Henry and Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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