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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the mo
  I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better....
• Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
  [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can....
• Jones: We're aware of your problems, and, Mr. Simpson.
  ..we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you did on Sasquatch....
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
• Jones: In our mad pursuit of the scoop, we members of the press sometimes.
  ..make mistakes. "Rock Bottom" would like to make the following corrections....
• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...