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• You know how with some girls you feel sorry the next day?
  With Pamela you're sorry when it's going on. -- Roger Price...
• Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.
  Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls....
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• You feel guilty.