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• Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.
  Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls....
• Multitudes in the valley of decision. -- Old Testament -- Joel iii, 14
• It is better to have loved and lost, especially for those who might have loved me. -- Dan Goodma
• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good.
  Those are two classes of people who like to eat well and get their money's worth....
• The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree!
• You're only as old as the girls you feel..
• Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.