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• A liberal: someone who thinks he knows more about your experience than you do. -- James Baldwi
• Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
• Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.
• Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. JONES
• Unix is not a "A-ha" experience, it is more of a "holy-shit" experience.
  -- Colin McFadyen in alt.folklore.compute...
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