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• Anything I do is purely coincidental.
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
  Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product X yesterday, the shop you bought it from probably only sells an X once in a blue moon and the shopkeeper in question has known you personally for a period of decades....
• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
• Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am? Homer: I dunno.
  A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one....
• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.