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• Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
  I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• Melchett, I prostrate myself before the feet of the world's _greatest living comedian_!
  !!.... -- Edmund : Money...
• Your Grace...may I introduce...my _mother_... -- Edmund to the Bishop : Money
• Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy. -- Adm. Horatio Nelson, 21 Oct 1805
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...