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• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• You will live to see your grandchildren.
• I'm going to have you wrapped in a U.S. flag and burned personally by the President, in high octane American gasoline!
  -- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Foreve...
• You have class, Claire! You have class up the butt!! -- Janitor Joe, _A Sinful Life_
• You will have a head crash on your private pack.
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
  That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...