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• How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want....
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many managing editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!...
• How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....