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Your Idea Of Safe Sex Is A Pillow Covering The Head-board.
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Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.
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Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters.
In 1962 the expression "safe sex," all that meant then was you just move the bed from against the wall so you won't bang your head.
-- David Letterma...
Say yes to safe sex...
The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay.
-- Arthur Mille...
Remember when "safe sex" meant your parents had gone away for the weekend? -- Rhonda Hansome
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous...
Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
Remember when 'safe sex' meant a padded headboard?
