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• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
• If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Cast your burden on the Lord and he will sustain you. -- Psalm 55:22
• Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you - give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other - completed, but that's it....
• Your inability to achieve solitude makes you settle for substandard relationships.
• Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed
  It drains your purse, it burns your clothes, And makes a chimney of your nose. -- B. Waterhouse...