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• Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed
  It drains your purse, it burns your clothes, And makes a chimney of your nose. -- B. Waterhouse...
• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
• A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
• A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. -- Solomon Sho
• Aggressiveness in worldly affairs or business will benefit your purse.
• There is a fly on your nose.