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Your Majesty! The Pedants Are Revolting!
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Your majesty! The pedants are revolting!
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The cockroaches are revolting.
Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.
It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty.
Taxes are revolting, why aren't you?
Tripe on its own is revolting, but with onions it's delicious!
And fear breeds hatred, your majesty. Fear is the greatest enemy of them all, for fear leads us to war.
-- 3rd Doctor, FRONTIER IN SPACE...
Pedants rule, Ok - or, more accurately, exhibit certain of the trappings of traditional leadership.
To borrow money, big money, you have to wear your hair in a certain way
walk in a certain way, and have about you an air of solemnity and majesty--something like the atmosphere of a Gothic cathedral....
What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
"And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....