Related:

• Lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. -- William Shakespeare
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• You are only coming through in waves, your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
  ... I I I I I I have become Comfortably Numb. -- Pink Floyd...
• Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #6 Hearing Un-aid US$129.
  95 at The Fuzzier Projection Co. It's a scene we can all identify with...
• I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
• Always remember that you're representing your country.
  I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.
• Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying.