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• Always remember that you're representing our country.
  I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
  We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
• So, basically, I met one nice French person.
  -- Bart's summary of his trip to France, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
  Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
  Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....