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• Your Uncle is as stupid as paste.
• If you want your name spelled wrong, die. -- Al Blanchard
• If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
• You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
  If you practice often enough you will be able to spell your name with no problem....
• You may be redneck... if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
• You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.
• You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
• Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles.
  There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just turn your head slightly....
• Among the locky, your name is anathema.