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If You Want Your Name Spelled Wrong, Die. -- Al Blanchard
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If you want your name spelled wrong, die.
-- Al Blanchard
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstei
Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
Happiness is in direct proportion to the distance from the home office.
Contradictory Corollary: The diner who is furthest from the kitchen is a nervous eater....
Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
Your rich uncle will die, but will spell your name incorrectly.
Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
-- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard...
I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
Do you want to know what's wrong with you?
If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldo