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Did You Know That Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men?
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Did you know that married men live longer than single men? So, if
you want to die a slow death, get married!!!
-- Dave Maynard
Related:
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
-- Johnny Carso...
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepbu...
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing? -- "Married...With Childre
Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to do it all over, would you be able to get it up again.
Single folks die younger; married folks, slowe
You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
Think about it....
Love is so much better when you are not married.