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You Smile Discreetly. Look Like You're Enjoying Yourself, Like You're Ready To Get Down To Serious Business.
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You smile discreetly. Look like you're enjoying yourself, like you're
ready to get down to serious business. You've got to be careful what
you say.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, explaining to Latin
American leaders how to handle a photo op
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You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't.
I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
Our future competitiveness demands that true environmentalists and responsible leaders not allow the well-intentioned concerns of the American public to be manipulated and exploited as a means to re-establish unnecessary regulatory
economic and social controls. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
[a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
A Thousand and One Things You Can Do With Lego Building Blocks -- A serious review of the work of the Vice President, inspired by Dan Quayle.
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....