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• Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind .
  .. everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening....
• If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil.
  But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever....
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. -- Woody Alle
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Alle
• To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition. -- Woody Alle
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I don't respond well to mellow.
  You know what I mean? I have a tendency to--if I get too mellow--I ripen and then rot....