Related:

• You too can wear a nose mitten.
• Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
• Is your nose too big, or did you just have a tetanus shot?
• Why be conservative when you can wear blinders all your life?
• Marge: Bart honey, I made you an extra-warm sweater you can wear while you're down in the well.
  [tosses it] Bart: Mom, it's too big. Homer: Don't worry, you'll grow into it....